Stomach related ailments will subside since you will no longer treat your tummy like a garbage can. The family, which was a Mafia term till now, will take a new definition. Promised bonuses and hikes will be deferred at best, if not denied altogether. It is best to avoid unnecessary travel.
Seemingly interesting ideas will enter your head. It is best if you do not write them down. Since the stubbornness of Mars is upon you, you will go ahead and embarrass yourself. Some work related changes will overwhelm you in the short term.
Yoga can offer some respite from financial worries. However, even if you sip water while performing Sirsasana, romance is extremely unlikely till the foreseeable future.
Saturn, the planet of deception, shines brightly upon you. Though you have denied it in the past, you will experience a natural urge to exhibit your acting/lip-syncing talents to spread happiness and positivity to the world, or so you will say. You will face new challenges at work. Dice based games will excite you.
The good news is that any bad omens sent your way from your constellation billions of miles away are blocked by the swift movement of Jupiter not unlike a Tamil hero diving in front of his friend to take the bullet. However, even disbelievers will agree that Jupiter is an infamous gas giant. Now that its giant ass is facing you, it is time to cover your face, for relationship dreams will reek of gas.
Since Venus and Mars are caught in a compromising position in the sky you will remain in a choke hold of inactivity and boredom. The silver lining of this period is that you will have fewer visits from nefarious guests.
Your taste in art will improve drastically and cross linguistic barriers. You will watch everything from Kurosawa films to Spanish TV series. Even songs like Simtangaaran which you dismissed earlier as gibberish will start making sense.
Though you are the couch potato that spends weekends indoors, you will experience a profound inclination to travel the world. You will be busy watching travel videos and deciding itineraries throughout this month. When normalcy returns, you will remain glued to your couch more than ever.
Nothing explains your situation better than the famous Tamil adage “உனக்கு கட்டம் சரியில்ல”. You will feel hopeless and that your situation will not get better anytime soon. For one of the very few times in life, you are absolutely correct.
With so many obstacles lined up for you in the coming months, you might make it to the Tokyo Olympics in the 400m hurdles category whenever it begins.
Your days of reckless spending on clothes and other materialistic pleasures are over. This month you will roam around dressed as scantily as a saint. You will slowly lose the temptation of food and put yourself on the fast lane to enlightenment.
You will experience a newfound interest in literature. You will finally sit down to pen that love letter you always wanted to write. You might dust off your shelves and begin reading those books you bought for their attractive covers.
Continuing the general trend of life till May, this month will be thoroughly uneventful both in terms of professional and personal life. You will feel so lethargic that lying on your back and propelling yourself with your legs is the only way you will move around.
Chanting Samajavaragamana in the morning and evening might help alleviate stress, especially for non-Telugu speakers.
About the author:
The author, once a disbeliever, had a gradual change of heart after his 7 1/2 sani started around the time he joined college. His research paper titled “Role of Coincidences in Modern Relationships” has been dubbed “the breakthrough of the millennium”. In his free time, the author occupies himself by creating modern art masterpieces and listening to recent soundtracks of A.R. Rahman.